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1, total withdrawal according to Liu Bei when Zhuge Liang said: "The tough battle, or left to other people play it"



2,
tert material: southerners warm.
Sun Shangxiang: northerners chic.
tert-material: ah, I was a little silly.


3, Jiang Gan Cao Cao Zhou Yu to "steal" to the false surrender convinced, said: "typo talk, Cai Mao's style really is." (poor Cai Mao ... dying down a failed culture, reputation ...)

4, Lu Su Zhuge Liang's worried about how to complete one hundred thousand arrows, eyes gazing at the past two days, anxiously on the still days in contemplation phase Ming said: "This is two days, you have not made it a rocket, right?" (too cute Lu Su of the ...)



; 5, Zhou Yu Zhuge Liang Zan will do arms, Zhuge Liang said: "What have some knowledge that life is a little more color." (very ad sense...)


< br> 6, Cao Ying and subordinates rush attack, asked what commitment phase? The answer: "I saw with the woman playing the children are inside the tea in it" (that "bitch child" means Little Joe, the movie that officers and men of teeth, video room that people laugh sprayed cola)



7, Jiang Gan and Zhou Yu said: "Cao Cao for someone else's wife, but out of the name" (Xiao Qiao is the wife of Zhou Yu, Cao Cao crush on Little Joe, uh, according to Jiang Gan of meaning, Cao Cao is fighting for this?)

8, "I never give up the dream" "But war can not rely on dreams." (sounds like no logical errors, sounds It's that people like laughing?)

9, Liu Guan sitting around the table to do three rice balls ing ... Liu Bei said: "Some of the traditional festivals still makes sense, as with glutinous rice and sugar to a symbol of reunion. "(the time of imminent war, the scenes do have people Renjunbuzhu rice balls a)
after Guan Yu asked:" Third Brother Why do you so much? to choke on one ah? "Fei said angrily:" I am happy! \
(now Shadow Chamber One dear friend finally overwhelmed the audience constantly laughing laughter, followed by laughs from the Department again, we seem to smile more open.)



10, Zhuge Liang measuring Sky said: "In my many years of farming experience ... ..." (uh ... in my many years of viewing experience ...)



11, Missy undressed again and again to give the Sun Shangxiang coat and Sun is postponed again and again to say "no cold." (Finally a scene Xiushen Cai, Xiao Qiao are you hanging on so it does not accomplish my?)

12, that the anti-land between the meter on the captains said Cao Cao 皮笑肉不笑: "Zhou Yu must think I'm crazy, you look at me like crazy right?"

13, with a poisoned poisoned Jiang Gan Cao Cao, the Cutting words: "You are stupid the fills of Lee's as stupid as I am with you 。"(...)
14, Little Joe drew out his sword to die to force the retreat of Cao Cao, Cao Cao by knife, gently ambiguous and Bel menfolk child and said: "Knock it off." (audience laughs get down ~)



15, a position of prime minister Cao Cao and self-restraint, so everyone give him kneel, Guan Yu said: "You're out of date a. "(ah ~~~~~~ said these words was actually related Erye?.. crazy)



16, Cao Ying was defeated, Cao Cao exclaimed: "I never thought I lost to a wind, and lost a cup of tea." (scroll reads Line? roots of troubles?)

17, the last scene, Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu 2 person's face close to only 10 cm distance, sad shape: "The world is a hero so great that most do not want to mess with you this one." (feel good mushy, then I can not help but earnest whisper: "from the well near ah! have saliva spray to face it ?"... if the next scene is the men suddenly deep kissing, it is estimated will not be surprising the audience)