Mom wanted me to translate!

Knock-off DVDs today, I am, mother holding the book they came and said: tell me what these words mean.


Mom: The "i don't know." What does that mean?
I said: "I do not know"
Mom: send you to college on a few years, how do you know nothing! !
I said: No! Is, "I do not know" you! !
Mom: also fooling! ! ! ! $@%!#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#&.......( Meal explosion hit)


Mom: You tell me this. "I know." What does that mean you should know it, tell me.
I said: "I know"
Mom: I know that on the fast.
I said: that "I know"
Mom: finding fault, yeah you? Just pack up your pack light up is not it?
I said: that I know!
Mom: I know you do not say! ! Do not know Do not equipped to understand! &*$%^@$#!%$@^%#*$^^^##$%( Explosion hit another meal)




Mom: You gave me careful, you spend so much money to send to college, out of what now are not, then the slightest thing will keep up appearances even told his aging mother, ask your last one, you give me a good explanation look, I can not tell you in the pack, you give me a rough translation "i know but i don't want to tell you." What does that mean?


I fainted, pick up the pillow to the head explosion hit the three dozen, the head against a wall more than 40, the hands took turns pumping their mouths more than 50, using Tuiti corner of the table more than 60, the bloody when I asked Mom: This time you are satisfied with it!